In praise of McCafe, it's a strange thing that all the leading progressives feel schadenfreude
toward all the Starbucks closings around the country.
I mean, this institution samples all the fashionable attitudes in music, aesthetics and politics,
subtly embracing the ethos of the arc-lefty consumer class happy to promote commercialism
provided that the commercialism points to all the right environmental and social justice
Causes
Still, Starbucks expanded too quickly and too aggressively, and eventually, for whatever
reason, earned the wrath of the tribe.
The Wobblies seem particularly annoyed that they have avoided unionizing.
For my part, I'm glad to see Starbucks go down the old-fashioned way, bested by a rival.
In this case, it is the least likely rival that one might expect.
McDonald's.
Have you seen their amazing coffee machines that crank out lattes and cappuccinos with
the best of them?
Yes, I know that these treats have long been available in urban areas, but they only recently
reached my hometown.
The machines that make the stuff are sheer wonders.
They have two canisters on top with beans that get ground fresh with each new cup ordered.
The entire machine is self-contained with digital operation.
And they do it all in minutes for $2 per cup.
I'll never stand around Starbucks for 10 minutes listening to bad 1980s alternative
rock again.
The blogs are furious about it all, of course, with people denouncing McDonald's for stirring
in the foam and other heresies of coffee drink making, but I could not care less.
I find them delicious, and I'm thrilled to be free of all that Starbucks pretence.
McDonald's feigns attempts at latching on to current political trends,
offering low-fat this or that, or claiming to be environmentally friendly,
but it is never very convincing.
Our standard operating procedures include regular litter patrols
of the areas around our restaurants, and thank goodness.
This is a company that is all about the thing they do well,
which is bringing to life the Jetsons' world of push-button food, a vision that has enticed me since childhood.
One has to appreciate this company's capacity for continually reinventing itself and bringing all of its products to all social classes.
They perfected the kids' playground.
They have a pitch for the hip urban class.
They have a countryside, too.
They do fish, they do breakfast, and sometimes it seems like a quarter-pounder is the best thing in the world.
What's more, they don't do what they know they can't do.
Now they have taken a luxury drink like cappuccino and found a way to bring it to every living soul in a package that is a beautiful and unashamed mimic of the competition.
In this sense, it embodies the very soul of capitalism, efficiently universalizing society's
most desirable things.
One of the reasons that the elites loathe places like McDonald's or Walmart or Target
or any of these places that cater to every man – and you might suppose that the champions
of the workers and peasants would love these places – is precisely their capacity to
rob the rich of their distinctive social markers.
One day, it was a sign of class and distinction to drink a latte.
The next day, every construction worker is new in it.
Places like this make it difficult for the rich to set themselves apart from everyone
else.
This is a message I pick up from both Mises' anti-capitalistic mentality and Garrett Garrett's
wonderful novel, Hering.
They both seek to explain the strange elitism of the left and its opposition to capitalism
for the masses.
And they both discern that the answer lies in the way that the market is so slavishly
devoted to serving the needs of the average person, as opposed to society's philosopher
kings.
And that's why McDonald's efforts to latitudinize the latte is not garnering accolades from
the blogosphere.
No matter, this is a success, as you can see by the lines and all the excitement.
It is especially pleasing to see how much the employees enjoy the action.
Next time you're in, ask about the machine and talk to the management about how it works,
how they were trained and how it is drawing new crowds into the restaurant.
Yes, it is all about profits.
Sorry socialists!
This also means that it is all about people!